Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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