I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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