I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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