You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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