No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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