...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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