When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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