So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize