People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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