My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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