I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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