I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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