your thong is hanging out like whoa
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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