I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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