Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just high enough for therapy.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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