Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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