There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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