I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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I have already put on my inside pants.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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