Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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