apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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