Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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