can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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