Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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