im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
