So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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