Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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