i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
can u get pink eye on your cock?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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