Dual....:-)
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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