We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He has the fingertips of a God
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