It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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