I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
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I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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