Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
