Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Can you bring me the toilet please
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
A+ Viking dick
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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