she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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