Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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