..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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