you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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