im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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