I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
When did angry sex become our thing?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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