it was like eating out sand paper
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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