I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
soo... how was my night?
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