Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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