i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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