Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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