new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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