when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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