Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
