based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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