u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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