its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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