Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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