The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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