the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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