Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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