508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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