Betty ford says i'm here all night
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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