So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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